Do dogs have attitude? Yes, they do. Each dog in this world has its own perspective towards human beings. Their attitudes are reflected in the way they look, wag their tail, squeal, bark etc. How do I say this? Well, I have 8+ yrs experience in petting three dogs (no, doesn't include my brother). Noisy, Dino and Cheetah are the VIPs in our home.
Scene: When I come home
Dino: *squeal(happy)* Oh, Dear Arvind. You have come home! I am so happy!! Here, let me lick your face. *lick* *lick*
Cheetah: *wag* *wag*
Noisy: *bark* *bark* who is it? who is it? oh! its only you!!! home so soon? no work at office? you disturbed my sleep!!!
Scene: When I accidentally step on their tails
Dino: eeek! i must have been sitting in the way. im so sorry!
Cheetah: *wag* *wag*
Noisy: You moron! Are you blind? Can't you see i am relaxing. Take that!! *bite* (ankle)
Scene: Taking them for a bath
Dino: *squeal(sad)*. No. Please don't do it. I might get pneumonia. Please... Please...
Cheetah: *wag* *wag*
Noisy: Somebody help! This idiot is trying to drown me to death! Help! *cough* *cough* Oh My God!!! Im drowning! (the bath hasn't started yet!)
Scene: Lunch time
Dino: Yippeee! Food! Yay!!! Jolly!
Cheetah: *wag* *wag*
Noisy: FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! Make it fast! *clang* *clang* (the bowl)
Scene: When I am eating
Dino: Looks delicious. Can I have an itsy bitsy teenie weenie piece, please?
Cheetah: *wag* *wag*
Noisy: *growl* if you dont give me that, i will have to take it myself by force. and you will regret it.
Scene: Gone for a walk
Dino: *blink* *blink* Can we go home please?
Cheetah: *wag* *wag*
Noisy: *sniff* *sniff* This dried lump of cow dung smells great! *bark* That kid on the cycle, lets chase him. *scram* let's go to Taurus's house, he is so sexy! *sigh*
Now, what do you infer?
Dino: An Angel. Most lovable Dalmation
Cheetah:Dumb! Only next to George Bush(he can't do the wag wag thingy). A black sheep in the Dalmatian species.
Noisy: A perfect "bajaari". A true mongrel!
Wednesday, March 15, 2006
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